Ugly shirts?

[wheres_walnut]

Summary: Eames wears fucking ugly shirts. He does not understand the concept of 'tone on tone'. Color was required.

For gyzym who has been a word count goddess the last few days, even under duress. She got to choose between 'suit porn' and 'Eames wearing fucking ugly fail clothing'. She kind of got both? YOU ARE THE BEST CHEERLEADER EVER.

and lol I do not own a tablet or a mouse so do not mock my digital skillz. I will be sad. I know how. I swear.

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[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

*dies* Those pants with that shirt. Oh, Eames. ♥ And Arthur looks properly unimpressed, LOL.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

Arthur tolerates poorly put together outfits for NO MAN. No matter how well he wears them.

<3

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD *______*

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. **********S RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

[http://users.livejournal.com/xenakis_/]

Omg, omg Eames. That is horrible You're gonna give Arthur a heart attack.

*cuddles him so hard*

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

Arthur doesn't know how he tolerates this nonsense on a daily basis.

Ah, such is love.

[flynn-boyant.livejournal.com]

OH, this is amazing!
Arthur, poor Arthur, is suitably horrified but, still, what can he do? That's his Eames!
He can always get them off, ehem. ;)

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

LOLLLLLL YOUR ICON <3 <3 <3 YES.

That clothing is getting thrown in the trash. BURNT. To a crisp. SINGED. Beyond belief. DONATED. To Goodwill. This is the last time it was seen alive/inanimate.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

LOOK IT IS THE SPRING OF CAPSLOCKED EXPLETIVE LADEN ENTHUSIASM COME TO SAY

BITCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE WRONG I LOVE YOU MORE THIS TEXT IS CALLED FIRE AT THE DISCO WHAT IS THAT NONSENSE SERIOUSLY.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

CHRIST MY FUCKING EYES WALNUT

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I THINK I NEED TO FORFEIT THIS ROUND DUDE.

BUT I AM WATCHING.....

ALWAYS WATCHING :DOES THAT FINGERS TO EYES TO YOUR EYES..... THING

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I AM TOO AFRAID TO USE THE SPARKLE TEXT AGAIN BECAUSE OF HOW ACCIDENTALLY AND JARRINGLY FUCKING LARGE THE LAST ONE WAS

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE FACT THAT I EVEN UNDERSTOOD THAT IS JUST LIKE. A FUCKING TESTAMENT MAN. TO OUR LOVE OR SOME SHIT THE END.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

NO IT IS A TESTAMENT TO CONSTANT. DAILY. COMMUNICATION. FOR MONTHS. ON END. AND END. AND END. AND END.

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO CREATE SUCH MADNESS.

[cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com]

What the fuck am I staring at and why doesn't it take off its ugly-ass clothing and set that shit on fire?

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

A QUESTION I ASKED MYSELF OFTEN WHILE WORKING ON THIS.

OFTEN. AS IN EVERY MOMENT DEAR GOD WHY WHY WHY.

[indybree.livejournal.com]

OMGYES. Or OMGNO, don't wear that, Eames! Oh poor Arthur, all GQed up on the constant, having to deal with Eames and his wretchedly mismatched clothing. But, you know he has to admit that Eames rocks the horrible clothing like a true BAMF. So much love for this! <3

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

Eames could rock a Spongebob Square pants towel and JUST a Spongebob squarepants towel and STILL be mindblowingly attractive.

THAT BAMF.

[clair3.livejournal.com]

hahah this is interesting!

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

:shields your eyes from the clashing color and pain:

[stella-polaris.livejournal.com]

First of all: WHAT IS THIS DID THE WHOLE SHERLOCK HOLMES FANDOM MIGRATE TO INCEPTION?!

And second of all... HOLY SHIT CRAP LOL

That is just... amazingly perfectly Eames. That pattern. That pattern. Dear lord.


Also, Mmmmmm, Arthur...

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

lol. To be truthful, gyzym and I got into Inception LITERALLY within 10 seconds of each other. A calm and regular e-mail exchange was disrupted by OHMYGODDDDDDIDYOUSEETHIS? a video or two was exchanged... and then it was all over.

We tried last month but it didn't stick :whistles:

+ It is more than an eyesore. Let me tell you.

[dire-redux.livejournal.com]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. WALNUT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU? NO. YOU DON'T. NOT YET ANYWAY. I JUST WANT TO SAKJDLKASJLDKJSAKLJS YOU UNTIL THE SAKJSAKLDJSLA IS HDSKLJDSLFK AND YOUR ASJDLSAKJ ARE ABOUT READY TO SAGSDIUIUHH. AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE KSAJDKLK AND WE CAN IUFDS98U UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP.

OKAY? OKAY.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

:fans self: Oh, Dire. I love it when you talk dirty.

<3 Hopefully I'll have time to make like.... actual art for you guys soon lol. ANY PREFERENCES?????????

IN THE MEAN TIME I WILL ASKLDJFALSKDJFASDF YOU AND THEN AKLSDJFASKLDF AND THEN SLIDE OFF YOUR ASKLDFJALSKDFJASDF AND TRACE A LINE WITH MY AKLJSDFALKDSF OVER YOUR OASDJFASDFASDF AND THEN ASDLKFJASLDKFASDF YOU IN STYLE UNTIL THE SUN DEEMS ITSELF WORTHY TO RISE IN THE FACE OF YOUR BRILLIANCE.

[dire-redux.livejournal.com]

PREFERENCES?

OH GOOD HEAVENS.

UM UM UM UM. WHAT ABOUT ARTHUR LOOKING ALL MORNING-Y AND MESSYHAIRED AND SLEEPYEYED AND WEARING ONE OF EAMES' GODAWFUL SHIRTS, LIKE MOSTLY UNBUTTONED? AND EAMES OVER HIS SHOULDER LOOKING SMUG AS FUCK?

BECAUSE THAT MIGHT JUST MAKE MY LIFE.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I AM TRYING MY BEST AS WE SPEAK DEAR.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/eames_arthur/385385.html

for you, dear

[dire-redux.livejournal.com]

You are a truly beautiful soul.

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

This is brilliant.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

<3 Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[greenapricot.livejournal.com]

Eames seems so smug about his terrible color choices. This is wonderful.