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Summary: Eames wears fucking ugly shirts. He does not understand the concept of 'tone on tone'. Color was required.

For [livejournal.com profile] gyzym who has been a word count goddess the last few days, even under duress. She got to choose between 'suit porn' and 'Eames wearing fucking ugly fail clothing'. She kind of got both? YOU ARE THE BEST CHEERLEADER EVER.

and lol I do not own a tablet or a mouse so do not mock my digital skillz. I will be sad. I know how. I swear.

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Date: 2010-09-24 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tailoredshirt.livejournal.com
*dies* Those pants with that shirt. Oh, Eames. ♥ And Arthur looks properly unimpressed, LOL.

Date: 2010-09-24 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
Arthur tolerates poorly put together outfits for NO MAN. No matter how well he wears them.

<3

Date: 2010-09-24 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookshop.livejournal.com

OH MY GOD *______*

Date: 2010-09-24 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. **********S RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

Date: 2010-09-24 03:50 am (UTC)
ext_2096: (playpen_balls)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/xenakis_/
Omg, omg Eames. That is horrible You're gonna give Arthur a heart attack.

*cuddles him so hard*

Date: 2010-09-24 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
Arthur doesn't know how he tolerates this nonsense on a daily basis.

Ah, such is love.

Date: 2010-09-24 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flynn-boyant.livejournal.com
OH, this is amazing!
Arthur, poor Arthur, is suitably horrified but, still, what can he do? That's his Eames!
He can always get them off, ehem. ;)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
LOLLLLLL YOUR ICON <3 <3 <3 YES.

That clothing is getting thrown in the trash. BURNT. To a crisp. SINGED. Beyond belief. DONATED. To Goodwill. This is the last time it was seen alive/inanimate.

Date: 2010-09-24 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
LOOK IT IS THE SPRING OF CAPSLOCKED EXPLETIVE LADEN ENTHUSIASM COME TO SAY

BITCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Date: 2010-09-24 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
YOU ARE WRONG I LOVE YOU MORE THIS TEXT IS CALLED FIRE AT THE DISCO WHAT IS THAT NONSENSE SERIOUSLY.

Date: 2010-09-24 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
CHRIST MY FUCKING EYES WALNUT

Date: 2010-09-24 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
I THINK I NEED TO FORFEIT THIS ROUND DUDE.

BUT I AM WATCHING.....

ALWAYS WATCHING :DOES THAT FINGERS TO EYES TO YOUR EYES..... THING
Edited Date: 2010-09-24 04:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
I AM TOO AFRAID TO USE THE SPARKLE TEXT AGAIN BECAUSE OF HOW ACCIDENTALLY AND JARRINGLY FUCKING LARGE THE LAST ONE WAS

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE FACT THAT I EVEN UNDERSTOOD THAT IS JUST LIKE. A FUCKING TESTAMENT MAN. TO OUR LOVE OR SOME SHIT THE END.

Date: 2010-09-24 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
NO IT IS A TESTAMENT TO CONSTANT. DAILY. COMMUNICATION. FOR MONTHS. ON END. AND END. AND END. AND END.

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO CREATE SUCH MADNESS.

Date: 2010-09-24 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com
What the fuck am I staring at and why doesn't it take off its ugly-ass clothing and set that shit on fire?
Edited Date: 2010-09-24 04:57 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
A QUESTION I ASKED MYSELF OFTEN WHILE WORKING ON THIS.

OFTEN. AS IN EVERY MOMENT DEAR GOD WHY WHY WHY.

Date: 2010-09-24 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indybree.livejournal.com
OMGYES. Or OMGNO, don't wear that, Eames! Oh poor Arthur, all GQed up on the constant, having to deal with Eames and his wretchedly mismatched clothing. But, you know he has to admit that Eames rocks the horrible clothing like a true BAMF. So much love for this! <3

Date: 2010-09-24 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
Eames could rock a Spongebob Square pants towel and JUST a Spongebob squarepants towel and STILL be mindblowingly attractive.

THAT BAMF.

Date: 2010-09-24 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clair3.livejournal.com
hahah this is interesting!

Date: 2010-09-24 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
:shields your eyes from the clashing color and pain:

Date: 2010-09-24 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stella-polaris.livejournal.com
First of all: WHAT IS THIS DID THE WHOLE SHERLOCK HOLMES FANDOM MIGRATE TO INCEPTION?!

And second of all... HOLY SHIT CRAP LOL

That is just... amazingly perfectly Eames. That pattern. That pattern. Dear lord.


Also, Mmmmmm, Arthur...

Date: 2010-09-24 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
lol. To be truthful, [livejournal.com profile] gyzym and I got into Inception LITERALLY within 10 seconds of each other. A calm and regular e-mail exchange was disrupted by OHMYGODDDDDDIDYOUSEETHIS? a video or two was exchanged... and then it was all over.

We tried last month but it didn't stick :whistles:

+ It is more than an eyesore. Let me tell you.

Date: 2010-09-24 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dire-redux.livejournal.com
OH MY FUCKING GOD. WALNUT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU? NO. YOU DON'T. NOT YET ANYWAY. I JUST WANT TO SAKJDLKASJLDKJSAKLJS YOU UNTIL THE SAKJSAKLDJSLA IS HDSKLJDSLFK AND YOUR ASJDLSAKJ ARE ABOUT READY TO SAGSDIUIUHH. AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE KSAJDKLK AND WE CAN IUFDS98U UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP.

OKAY? OKAY.

Date: 2010-09-26 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
:fans self: Oh, Dire. I love it when you talk dirty.

<3 Hopefully I'll have time to make like.... actual art for you guys soon lol. ANY PREFERENCES?????????

IN THE MEAN TIME I WILL ASKLDJFALSKDJFASDF YOU AND THEN AKLSDJFASKLDF AND THEN SLIDE OFF YOUR ASKLDFJALSKDFJASDF AND TRACE A LINE WITH MY AKLJSDFALKDSF OVER YOUR OASDJFASDFASDF AND THEN ASDLKFJASLDKFASDF YOU IN STYLE UNTIL THE SUN DEEMS ITSELF WORTHY TO RISE IN THE FACE OF YOUR BRILLIANCE.

Date: 2010-09-26 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dire-redux.livejournal.com
PREFERENCES?

OH GOOD HEAVENS.

UM UM UM UM. WHAT ABOUT ARTHUR LOOKING ALL MORNING-Y AND MESSYHAIRED AND SLEEPYEYED AND WEARING ONE OF EAMES' GODAWFUL SHIRTS, LIKE MOSTLY UNBUTTONED? AND EAMES OVER HIS SHOULDER LOOKING SMUG AS FUCK?

BECAUSE THAT MIGHT JUST MAKE MY LIFE.

Date: 2010-09-27 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
I AM TRYING MY BEST AS WE SPEAK DEAR.

Date: 2010-09-24 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buhfly.livejournal.com
This is brilliant.

Date: 2010-09-26 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com
<3 Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Date: 2010-09-30 01:59 pm (UTC)
ext_17079: ([icn] waiting scene and the sunday dream)
From: [identity profile] greenapricot.livejournal.com
Eames seems so smug about his terrible color choices. This is wonderful.

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